The Menu of Fantasies that We Will Have Together:
Appetizers:
Chips and Homemade Guacamole: I will dip you into a rich and vivid Mexican cuisine, which we will eat on a patio, overlooking the ocean as the sun sets. A warm breeze will brush past us, and a good time will be had.
Bacon Pigs in a Blanket: Together we will wrap ourselves in a blanket to stay warm, as we eat a hearty meal, while we over look a cliff, looking down upon a beautiful mountain range.
Creamy Spinach Dip with Artichoke and other Vegetables: No. Just no. No one likes Artichokes. No one wants Spinach dip. Its not even good. Boring walk down a park that is not clean and has a bad smell.
Entrees:
Filet Mignon: After eating we take a flight up in a plane and we skydive down, strapped together. Just as you think we will crash, the parachute will save us. The thrill will be so high, just like our attraction levels.
Spaghetti Marinara: We rent a boat and sail across the lake, jumping over the waves, allowing the wind to carry our worries away.
Chicken Pot Pie: We make a huge bonfire on the beach. We gather wood and let it blaze as we sit and watch out masterpiece, cuddling in the cozy chair that I bring.
Desserts:
Vanilla Ice Cream: We head back to my house and have sex in a very romantic, but mainstream way
Creme Brulee: We go back to my house and have sex in a very romantic way, involving bondage and other such kinky things.
Chocolate Caramel Cake: We go back to my house and have sex in a very romantic way, involving tons of foreplay and less sex.
*You may chose one from each food course, making a 3 course meal night.
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